Adam & Eve

Reasons why God created Eve...



*God worried that Adam would be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.



*God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on TV; they want to see what else is on TV.



*God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.



*As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone," he only ends up getting himself into trouble.



*And the number one reason :

When God finished creating Adam, he stepped back, and said, " I can do better than that."

Joys of Womanhood...

Joys Of Womanhood...



*Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.



*Life is an endless full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find the hair style you like.



*You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.



*Time maybe a great healer, but its also a lousy beautician.



*Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.



*I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.



*Age is important only if you are wine or cheese.



*The only time a woman wishes she was a year older is when she's expecting a baby.



*Freedom of press means no-ironed clothes.

Friend XD

· When you're sad, I'll get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry person who made you sad.

· When you're blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

· When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

· When you are scared, I will laugh at you and ask why.

· When you are worried, I'll tell you horrible stories of how much worse it could be and to shut up with the whining.

· When you are confused, I'll use simple words to explain it to your dumba**.

· When you are sick, stay away from me until you're better again, I don't wanna catch whatever you're having.

· When you fall, I'm going to point at your clumsy a** and laugh out loud.

· This is my oath, I pledge to the end. And you ask, why? BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND!"

La la la...

It's time to move out of the darkness
Use what you feel inside
Your faith alone will guide you
Feel the turning tide

It's n your heart, it's in your soul
Don't be scared, keep believing
I know you know, deep inside
That your time has come

Once in every lifetime
If you do believe
Man can move a mountain
Change the course of history
How far we've come
So far from home


Trust in your path, you've been chosen
Become your destiny
Lead and they will follow you
Your truth will set you free

Love is....Simple

What is love?
Love is simple....

Love is listening.
Listen to people... dont wait for your turn to talk.
Jus listen...
Look them in the eyes.
Care about what they're saying and just listen.

Love is simple....
Love is acknowledging.
Acknowledge people for who they are, not who you want them to be.
Just acknowledge them.
Think about all the people that support you...
your mom..... dad.... spouse.... partner.... friends. Acknowledge them.
Tell them what a difference they make for you.
Pretend they don't know the obvious, and state the obvious like it's never been heard before.
Its not the famous people in the world that make your world... it's your friends.... children... because

Love is simple, Love is....... seeing the ordinary.

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